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Does Red Think A Machine Craps Out Meat Or Something?

Jul. 30, 2010

Submitted by: Unknown

This is why I only eat human. I’m helping out the gene pool AND being sensitive to animals at the same time.

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Ah, Ok, That Explains It Then.

Jul. 30, 2010

Submitted by: Unknown

See, and I thought the fake Myspace profile I made for our children would have totally convinced you.

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Well, What Was Her Answer?

Jul. 30, 2010

Submitted by: Unknown

Because I would bet that your mom is down with it.

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Maybe We Shouldn’t Tell Him About Elvis

Jul. 29, 2010

Submitted by: Unknown

Or Michael Jackson, or Gary Coleman, or J.D. Salinger, or Dennis Hopper…

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We Can Only Hope Your Professor Does

Jul. 29, 2010

Submitted by: Unknown

To be fair, if you are the kind of person who watches The Bachelorette, you probably haven’t heard much about Eleanor Roosevelt.

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Taint Nothing Wrong With That

Jul. 29, 2010

Submitted by: Unknown

If your mom started her day with this picture on her news feed, you can guarantee hi-jinx will ensue.

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When They Catch You, I Hope This Is Used As Evidence

Jul. 29, 2010

Submitted by: Unknown

It would be sweet justice if Dog The Bounty Hunter was sent after you.

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I’d Stop Making Fun Of Americans If We Didn’t Make It So Easy

Jul. 29, 2010

Submitted by: Unknown

What would the European equivalent be? Thinking the Leaning Tower is in Paris?

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That Explains The Late Night Picture Mail Of Your Mom’s Breasts

Jul. 29, 2010

Submitted by: Unknown

But then again, I received those weeks ago.

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Bonus: How Would Litter Make It Warmer Outside?

Jul. 28, 2010

Submitted by: Unknown

Enjoy a little bonus post goodness.

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