This dingbat didn’t bother to make sure the dude WAS using a condom? That’s beyond ignorant. I won’t call her a slut but I will say she isn’t too bright. I hope she isn’t pregnant. We have enough idiots as it is.
There’s a handful of other things she could have been talking about besides condoms. She never specifically says “condom”. It could have even been related to food, or even something as silly as “Joey” using…blank DVDs, or something like that. I’ve seen people behave that urgent over that sort of thing (especially these days!)
However, I will still hope, just in case, she isn’t pregnant.
Sorry to spoil this, but I’m quite sure this is fake, several points on why:
A: if she’s so concerned about being pregnant then why didnt she check if he was protected??
B: if it’s that urgent she’d prolly talk to him face to face, might even call or text, but facebook?
C: pill?
D: im guessing if somehting like that happened to me (unlikely, considering my being male and all) i would be quite embarrassed and say sth alongt the lines of “oh god so sorry, this was meant for someone else” or something, and max’s reaction is a bit strange too.
E: would she really start with “JOEY,” or is that just there to set up the joke of him not being joey? i for one dont start my chats with the other persons first name all in caps…
A. Because half the people out there today think “it won’t happen to me”
B. She probably wouldn’t talk to him face to face because everyone uses facebook these days..for everything
C.Not everyone uses pills
D.Would say you say “I’m not Joey” if you were being talked to about something like that
E. Just because you don’t start your chats with other people’s names doesn’t mean everyone else doesn’t either
And also, in response to C., would YOU trust this girl to even remember to take a pill?? She doesn’t check the guy’s dick to see if there’s a condom on them, she can’t check the guy’s NAME to make sure she’s chatting to the right guy!! The girl’s obviously too much of a ditz to remember to take a pill!
KELSEY, i see what you mean, and obv your right in all cases (well i still think not checking is ridiculous, but fine).
BUT, theres so many little things that seem a bit strange, it just doesnt seem right altoghether. Theres so many little tings that seem to make no sense.
I still think it was a setup, and she was talking to max on the phone.
Seriously? She can’t pay enough attention to see whether or not a guy was using a condom! Obviously she can’t pay enough attention to actually read someone’s NAME!!!
For all the people wondering, “How could she not know if he was wearing a condom?”: She was probably just drunk. She woke up the next morning after he was already gone and could only vaguely remember what happened.
And that, ladies, is why you don’t get drunk and let a man have his way with you.
Unless he’s a nerd, cause they’re all really smart, and therefore the babies you’ll develop will be geniuses that you can sell into the black market. PROFIT!
LOL a slut and she can’t read. Woo! Let’s hope she ISN’t pregnant. No need to pass those genes on.
what an EPIC FAIL!
L to the OL XD
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This dingbat didn’t bother to make sure the dude WAS using a condom? That’s beyond ignorant. I won’t call her a slut but I will say she isn’t too bright. I hope she isn’t pregnant. We have enough idiots as it is.
She must have to visit the STD clinic quite often if she doesn’t bother to check that the man is wearing a condom BEFORE having sex.
She never specifically says “condom.”
But it is obvious…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA tangina.
Quick… Get her tubes tied BEFORE she BREEDS!!!
the worst thing is she doenst know if the guy used a condomn or not
There’s a handful of other things she could have been talking about besides condoms. She never specifically says “condom”. It could have even been related to food, or even something as silly as “Joey” using…blank DVDs, or something like that. I’ve seen people behave that urgent over that sort of thing (especially these days!)
However, I will still hope, just in case, she isn’t pregnant.
Sorry to spoil this, but I’m quite sure this is fake, several points on why:
A: if she’s so concerned about being pregnant then why didnt she check if he was protected??
B: if it’s that urgent she’d prolly talk to him face to face, might even call or text, but facebook?
C: pill?
D: im guessing if somehting like that happened to me (unlikely, considering my being male and all) i would be quite embarrassed and say sth alongt the lines of “oh god so sorry, this was meant for someone else” or something, and max’s reaction is a bit strange too.
E: would she really start with “JOEY,” or is that just there to set up the joke of him not being joey? i for one dont start my chats with the other persons first name all in caps…
Just saying
A. Because half the people out there today think “it won’t happen to me”
B. She probably wouldn’t talk to him face to face because everyone uses facebook these days..for everything
C.Not everyone uses pills
D.Would say you say “I’m not Joey” if you were being talked to about something like that
E. Just because you don’t start your chats with other people’s names doesn’t mean everyone else doesn’t either
Just saying
And also, in response to C., would YOU trust this girl to even remember to take a pill?? She doesn’t check the guy’s dick to see if there’s a condom on them, she can’t check the guy’s NAME to make sure she’s chatting to the right guy!! The girl’s obviously too much of a ditz to remember to take a pill!
KELSEY, i see what you mean, and obv your right in all cases (well i still think not checking is ridiculous, but fine).
BUT, theres so many little things that seem a bit strange, it just doesnt seem right altoghether. Theres so many little tings that seem to make no sense.
I still think it was a setup, and she was talking to max on the phone.
Well this is a total fake! She is messaging herself…if you look at the top its her name shes messaging…It should be Max’s name…Its just all wrong
Or, um, it’s from Max’s profile, and he’s messaging her.
I start my conversations by screaming “NAME!” and then badgering the person endlessly.
But I agree, this does feel fishy. HMMMMMMMMM…
can u jus let me believe shes talkin bout condoms thx
Seriously? She can’t pay enough attention to see whether or not a guy was using a condom! Obviously she can’t pay enough attention to actually read someone’s NAME!!!
This is sad on so many levels.
How the fuck can you NOT tell if he’s using one? He’s either a) really small or b) she’s so loose it’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Family guy reference win?
How can you not know if a guy is wearing a condom or not? Are you serious?
Ever heard of a little thing called communication?
the whole purpose of wearing one is *not* to have any “communication”
For all the people wondering, “How could she not know if he was wearing a condom?”: She was probably just drunk. She woke up the next morning after he was already gone and could only vaguely remember what happened.
And that, ladies, is why you don’t get drunk and let a man have his way with you.
Unless he’s a nerd, cause they’re all really smart, and therefore the babies you’ll develop will be geniuses that you can sell into the black market. PROFIT!
that’s economical yet creepy
And what about the got drunk at a party, lights where out and it just happend with her boyfriend? And she cant remember if he put it on or not .. ?
Still stupid but def a possibility
i almost sh*t myself.
guess all that seemen made her blind too
seamen!
meaning she was at a Navy Drill?
for everything else, there’s mastercard
Dude, that was clearly edited. Otherwise the words would be going the other way. The newer responses would be at the top.. not the bottom.
Whenever I private messege The newer responses are always at the bottom
lol I got so much shit for people thinking this was me.
I really can’t believe it. I hope Rooney is ok for the world cup!