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Super Bowl Update Fails!


All right American Football Fans, the Super Bowl was yesterday and we know your newsfeeds were blowing up with updates about it. Fortunately for us that means lots of extra fails! So in keeping with the sports theme, we’ve decided to just give you guys a highlight of fails. Enjoy!



That sounds like a party for one.
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They move them during commercials sweetheart.
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Too bad the Russian Judge only gave it a 3.4!
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  1. Ok, who DISliked this? These were awesome!

  2. Holy Shit, I’d pay to see that game. I’m psyched about it just reading the comment thread.

  3. that last one was too damn gud!

  4. Greg Hall says:

    Friggin’ awesome. I wish I had thought of that post. It perfectly describes my love of the game.

  5. Tamara says:

    The Harry Potter comment was great.

  6. Elledubb says:

    I like the lines comment! I always use to wonder these thing..hehe.. Til my bf told me they were digital! Lol..

  7. I’d also want to watch this party…

  8. Gemini Moler says:

    This is an epic win! If I only my friends were that creative…

  9. Dreamer says:

    Oh, the last post is so much win! I think we should scrap the next “Super Bowel” and play that instead. With the dead people included, of course.

  10. lolz says:

    lmao I can’t breathe… that last one was epic

  11. Olinea says:

    Looks like that last one was set up, unless Michael has multiple other friends named “Michael”.

  12. keri says:

    because “Michael” is a really uncommon name……

    • Michael Webb says:

      Yeah–only the #1 (or close behind) baby boy name in the U.S. for all of my 53 years (as of Saturday). :-)

      AND WITH SO MANY OF US, WHY DO SO MANY IDIOTS SPELL OUR NAME “MichEAl”?

  13. Jessica says:

    “When Jeff Gordon caught the snitch” LOL!

  14. Ford says:

    Hmm…needs a 43-Man Squamish reference.

  15. Rich says:

    I bet that party was a real blowout!

  16. hahahahahha. the last one! I loooooove the last one! <3 <3 <3 <3 hahahahaha.

  17. Karen says:

    Michael and Company…..for the win!

  18. Diasdiem says:

    The last one illustrates why Calvinball desperately needs to be made into a professional sport.

  19. steve says:

    how they actually make the lines appear on the field is actually kind of cool…if you’re a nerd.

    http://www.sportvision.com/main_frames/products/1stand10line_works.htm

  20. Bobbob says:

    Sounds like a regular old game of CalvinBall.

  21. VeggieTart says:

    The only thing missing was a hockey reference.

  22. Strategia says:

    I’m definitely not a sports person, but I’d PAY to see that last sport. Kinda reminds me of Brockian Ultra-Cricket.

  23. April says:

    I said “Super Bowel” on my facebook too… I just went there for the food. I hate football.

  24. Henry says:

    Sounds like someone was watching Calvinball.

  25. W00t, this was AWESOME EPIC xD It sounds a little bit like what football games or races sometimes get like in my imagination… XD

  26. Maya says:

    The last post about Brad Pitt, the snitch, Tyra Banks, etc. was EPIC FREAKING WIN :D

  27. alaskaaaaaa says:

    this is crazy. i am amazed. i know them! and yes…they all replied to the post multiple times.
    but this is so mind-blowing. i feel honered to know such clever internet stars, hahaha

  28. Michael Webb says:

    “Super Bowel” parties have been around since I was a teen and beyond. They usually involved “chocolate chip” cookies where some of the “chocolate chips” were actually small pieces of chocolated “Ex-lax”.

  29. Tizzy says:

    The last one wasn’t THAT clever at all, all it was was a reference to WWE. Anyways, I continuously make these kind of references when I’m bored watching, like, Basketball or something. Like, if someone gets the ball in the basket, I’ll be like “TOUCH DOWNN!!! WOOOO!” My brother usually just glares at me because it’s a sin to make fun of sports in his book. But, yea, the Quidditch reference blew my mind, it was FAB-U-LOUS!

  30. Savannah says:

    Wait, on the last one where hes talking about the lakers, and in the comments, is that really what football is like? Cause i thought that a snitch was in harry potter. And thats pretty cruel that the winners have to get sacrifised to the mayan gods!!!! What kind of game is football???!!! Now i really have a good reason to hate it.

  31. wow… savannah, plz tell me ur joking :S
    anyway the winners have to get sacrificed to the mayan gods was hilllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaariiious!!! hahahahhahaha

  32. Kyle says:

    OMG!!! I laughed untill i cried!!!

  33. BJ Maddox says:

    LMFAO that last one was hella funny! the snitch and tyra banks part had my dying, i wish i new these ppl! and wtf is with yall hating? i dont think it was set up, people can comment on their status without it being fed up, just because some of you have as much imagination as Squidward doesnt mean others arent imaginitive

  34. sandwichman223 says:

    omg, if yall would jst shut the fu** up takin dis so literally. really? FAIL on lyk every 1 of these comments. reading these makes this whole post jst seem stupid as hell. the fun is gone & now im super pissed

  35. Wofl Boy says:

    OMFG i have this game recorded somewhere


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