This might be more embarrassing now.
Submitted by: JoeKirk via Submission Page
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Submitted by: JoeKirk via Submission Page
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Furst
That would be FIRST, and no you fail, your second.
your=/=you’re!
FIRSTT
facepalm. This site doesn’t even have that many people.
^^ True that.
Fredy Omgwtfbbq is an idiot
OWWW NOT FIRST d;
Fredy, please DIAF.
which one?
Why would anyone confess to having slept with her, if shes pregnant then fuck that shit.
That’s really mean loser! I feel bad for her and when or if u ever get married and ur wife gets pregnant will u leave her
pretty sure I would know the name of the guy that knocked me up, considering it would be my husband..
seriously, if you can’t be bothered to know the name of the guy you’re sleeping with, you’re stuck with the consequences.
Dude, time to grow up. As a man you need to be responsable for what you do.
Somebody obviously already did.
You mean some *shit* already did.
It take two to make babies, mate.
His name is chuck norris. He power spawns babies. So many babies. 400 Babies.
>9000 babies
THEY WILL RUN FASTER THEN KENYANS!
And be deported to Kenya!
she definitely isn’t ready to be a mother… a good one atleast
She’s abort it, no doubt. She needs the guy’s name so that he helps her pay for the abortion, surely not to tell him that they’re gonna be a happy family.
fake
Yeah that’s totally shopped. I can tell… *removes tongue from cheek*
Hey now, being a skank doesn’t automatically make you a bad mother! lol
Uh, yeah it does.
Psst….that was a joke, hence the laughter at the end.
i tink “lol” was used for end every single sentence in the internet , guest i was wrong
lol? oh wait, no
I hate you… so much…
That’s my kinda girl right there. Except y’know, I’m with that kinda girl I got like, a frickin’ case of condoms with me.
OH CRAP SHE FOUND ME!
I believe his name was Seth Rogen?
I wouldnt be surprised if i got a call from some one nighter telling me there pregnant
Yes i do believe I remember his name. It was Billy. billy bob bo jenkins
wow -.-
HAHAHAHAHA
Why do people have to say “sleep with” when they mean “having sex with a complete stranger”?
I would have thought if you don’t mind sharing all that intimacy with a stranger you would not be traumatized by the words “intercourse” and “sex” either. Guess I was wrong…
This is why you should set your face book to private… If you’re going to be dumb enough to blast this on the internet at least restrict it to your friends.
BTW the Chuck Norris comment rocks.
I have a hard time feeling bad for someone who doesn’t bother to get the person’s name that they sleep with let alone bother with birth control. I hope for the future of our society that this chick gets an abortion or adopts the kid out. Oh, and visit planned parenthood and get some damn birth control. We don’t need more people like this chick in the world.
“We don’t need more people like this chick in the world.”
Speak for yourself. . .
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. You *can* get pregnant using even two forms of contraception. A friend of mine was on the pill and her partner used condoms and she got pregnant.
You are lying, why would you even comment if you are just going to write a lie?
Some of the people in these comments should’ve been swallowed. Marduk almighty…
Another typical woman.
it was me and you were shit in bed you tramp + you cant be pregnant cos i fked you up the ass!
hmm id love to see more of this subject ahaha
“Uhh, hey. This is Tiger…..”
Please don’t breed
I think there should be more women like this in the world. There would be less anger in the world.