HAHA, totally just watched that movie last night and that’s the first thing that went on in my head!! too bad they are telling all their dirty friends on facebook they actually got a REAL necklace. taken to the next level! haha
*rolls eyes* I guessed, but hadn’t heard this term before, either. And I’ve got two kids. Joke fail due to the fact that we’re not all a bunch of urban dictionary terminology junkies.
I can’t believe that NONE of you people knew what this term meant. It’s not an “Urban Dictionary” thing – I’m not even that old and I knew this term before the internet even existed. Come on, seriously – it’s as common a sexual term as missionary or cowgirl.
Obviously you all lead pretty dull sex lives…
It’s an obviously harmless comment about having received an actual pearl necklace. Is nobody ever allowed to ever give an actual pearl necklace ever again? Without some idiot taking only those two words? It’s like “I put a log of wood on the fire” and someone laughing at the word “wood”. It’s like, seriously? If they’d said something like “I’ve whacked on this wood and it’s burning” then, okay. Or “my boyfriend popped out a pearl necklace when I wasn’t looking”, okay. But the only part of this that is actually a “joke” is the words “pearl necklace”. Way to hit the single entendre.
Yeah, you guys, really, if the vast majority of people don’t get it, the term isn’t widely used. Doubtful that it even exists except on urban dictionary. /dislike
Yeah, I think even the people who didn’t get it at first probably would have figured it out had the caption not been so confusing. “You know why he got you that, right” implies that he gave her something so that he could later have sex with her. Like… he bought her drinks so that she’d fuck him. A “pearl necklace” as in cum around the neck happens AFTER fooling around and is not a means to an end. Actual jewelry might be a means to an end. I’m thinkin the Family Guy scene mocking diamond commercials where the girl goes down on the guy who gave her a ring with a caption “She’ll pretty much have to”.
ya gotta put out hon
what the…
Uh, I don’t get it.
i don’t get it
ohhhhh….. i get now!BP
I still don’t get it.
that was just dumb not fail……
I don’t get it?
i don’t get it :L
I don’t get it! Am I being really dense about this?
Either this girl has a hideously deformed face, or that profile pic censor may have been a tad unnecessary.
Oh come on, people, does everything have to be dirty? Why couldn’t he have just gotten his gf a necklace? How cruddy and juvenile.
Yeah… Uhm
Ok.
I’ll be the first to admit I don’t get it.
^You are obviously a virgin then…
A pearl necklace is when a man…ejaculates on his sexual partners neck/chest….
Oh well… at least we all learned something!
Hehe, I didn’t get it either
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pearl+necklaces
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pearl+necklace
See http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pearl+necklace for details
Double facepalm
Glow in the dark thunderbeads!
HAHA, totally just watched that movie last night and that’s the first thing that went on in my head!! too bad they are telling all their dirty friends on facebook they actually got a REAL necklace. taken to the next level! haha
I don’t get it either.
damn, should’ve just left it that way
*rolls eyes* I guessed, but hadn’t heard this term before, either. And I’ve got two kids. Joke fail due to the fact that we’re not all a bunch of urban dictionary terminology junkies.
is that lisa simpson on the profil pic? hahhha
ok, doesn’t anyone notice that the profile pics are a little too similar? like she commented on her own status? so how is this funny?
People, a pearl necklace is another word, or two, for when a man comes on a woman, or a man, whatever, on their chest.
Next time try Urbandictionary.com
Yah, this is a fail. Anytime you have to reference urban dictionary means the term doesn’t actually exist.
I can’t believe that NONE of you people knew what this term meant. It’s not an “Urban Dictionary” thing – I’m not even that old and I knew this term before the internet even existed. Come on, seriously – it’s as common a sexual term as missionary or cowgirl.
Obviously you all lead pretty dull sex lives…
It’s an obviously harmless comment about having received an actual pearl necklace. Is nobody ever allowed to ever give an actual pearl necklace ever again? Without some idiot taking only those two words? It’s like “I put a log of wood on the fire” and someone laughing at the word “wood”. It’s like, seriously? If they’d said something like “I’ve whacked on this wood and it’s burning” then, okay. Or “my boyfriend popped out a pearl necklace when I wasn’t looking”, okay. But the only part of this that is actually a “joke” is the words “pearl necklace”. Way to hit the single entendre.
Ok, thanks ppl. Pearl necklace used to be something innocent to me.
Yeah, you guys, really, if the vast majority of people don’t get it, the term isn’t widely used. Doubtful that it even exists except on urban dictionary. /dislike
Yeah, I think even the people who didn’t get it at first probably would have figured it out had the caption not been so confusing. “You know why he got you that, right” implies that he gave her something so that he could later have sex with her. Like… he bought her drinks so that she’d fuck him. A “pearl necklace” as in cum around the neck happens AFTER fooling around and is not a means to an end. Actual jewelry might be a means to an end. I’m thinkin the Family Guy scene mocking diamond commercials where the girl goes down on the guy who gave her a ring with a caption “She’ll pretty much have to”.
Yes, I got it but it’s still stupid. Why do people have to make EVERY single stupid thing dirty?!? It’s obnoxious and immature.
Thank you all for your pearls of jizzdom…I mean WISdom, sorry.
It’s not just on Urban dictionary. It is also in an old ZZ Top song.
Eww. And I thought I’d like to hear more of their music…