very true it is more like facebook drama straight outta high school. people really need to grow up and become cultured enough to figure out what is funny, personal drama, and just plain fail.
Yes, and it’s fucking hilarious that these two dipshits are having such a private conversation on FACEBOOK instead of using a phone or trying a face to face conversation. That’s where the funny comes in. Not because it’s a personal situation, but because they were dumb enough to make it NOT personal by talking about it on a public page where everyone can read their business.
I see what you mean, but this, if it’s real, is fail to the point that it is funny (at least to me). but i’m sick of people commenting on how everything is not funny. I know most of them are trolling, but this really isn’t the place for that.
LOL he looks like a stand up guy (if he’s not lying), but she’s acting like a total bitch XD Yeah he should’ve worn a condom, but you should’ve thought about having one too, or taking birth control pills dumb ass, i hope if you have a kid it’s not as dumb as you lol, there are enough of those on the planet already…
Yeah, I agree. She’s being a bitch. Unless he SAID he was wearing a condom but really wasn’t or something, but there’s nothing to suggest that.
He shouldn’t have put a seed in her uterus? Maybe she shouldn’t have had sex with him.
Exactly! She’s acting like it’s all his fault, when it seems more like 50/50 to me. She’s playing the victim, and he’s falling for it. But then again when crap like this happens people always make it seem like it’s the guy’s fault. I guess it’s just the way it is.
I don’t think he’s falling for it. Maybe he knows that retaliating won’t solve anything. He could easily be just as bitchy back and it’d be justified but it seems to me he wants to be a man and stick around. So if that means letting her bitch, then I say good for him for being a man, and a bigger one at that.
He could have been a jerk and refused to wear one. That wouldn’t absolve her of responsibility, but it’s hard to pass judgement without knowing the whole story.
Yeah, but if he was being that much of a jerk, she could’ve said no and not sleep with him…sorry but i can think of about a hundred ways that this situation could’ve been avoided. They both are responsible and neither one should blame it on the other, yet that’s exactly what she is doing, and he doesn’t seem to be (if he is sincere in what he is saying that is); my guess is that they are just some teens, and she looks like the less mature one…
I remember. You panted “Fill me up, baby” and had a ginormous squeesy orgasm when I came inside you. I’ve been in love with you since before we had pubic hair but you just finally kind of did it with me last night cos whatever, and damn the consequences.
And now I’d “better be around.”
Well I will, against my better judgement. And it’s public on facebook and all the LOL sites and great, everyone thinks I’m that cliché guy who gets the better of a girl and vanishes, because you implied that I am, despite my imprecations to the contrary.
I will be here for you and I sincerely hope that you stop trying to humiliate me. I give you notice here that this behaviour does not and can never hurt me. It is however contemptible and will cast our relationship in a bad light should you choose to keep it up.
I do love you and will support you whether or not you choose to apologise for both your public abdication of will regarding our act of sex and your subsequent imputation that I am of poor character.
Goddamn it, you don’t know what you’ve got here. Go ask a girlfriend, honestly. Call me when you’ve regained perspective.
LOL dude is this really you? It’s kind of funny, but never the less you sound like a nice guy, and i know she’s your girlfriend and all, but maaan, she’s a b@%&#….it’s good that you want to be there for the kid, but if i were you i would ditch her, she’s walking all over you like your some lowlife…anyhoo i wish you alll the best
Yeah, I agree, she’s being a bitch. And not only is she bitchy, but she’s being bitchy prematurely. He hasn’t run off yet, and they aren’t even sure she’s pregnant.
But, in defense of “you better be around”, I know a girl who had a baby last year, and throughout the whole pregnancy the dad was all “I’ll be here for you and our baby because I love you both and want us to be a family” and everything, and then the day after the baby was born, he was gone. Me and my boyfriend ran into him at the mall one day when the baby would’ve been about 6 months old, and we asked how the baby was, and he said “I haven’t seen that fuckin’ kid since he was born. That’s (insert mother’s name here)’s problem.”
All the people saying this girls a bitch are probably still virgins, sitting alone at home with nothing better to do but judge someone from some Facebook comments. None of you know the whole story, so you can’t honestly judge this girl. At least she’s trying to get him to be responsible, which, if she is pregnant, would give the baby a better life. Although it would pretty much be both of their faults, everyone is saying the girl did the wrong thing and it’s her fault. But they’re probably all just jealous and the only way to make themselves feel good about being alone is judging some girl they don’t even know on the internet.
“All the people saying this girls a bitch are probably still virgins, sitting alone at home with nothing better to do but judge someone from some Facebook comments. None of you know the whole story, so you can’t honestly judge this girl.”
Translation: “Don’t judge people you don’t know, you bunch of lonely virgins!”
Sorry, but she is being a bitch. I have been sexually active since 16 and as a female I can tell you that
1) She should have been on birth control because condoms break and there is always that time that you figure it will be ok with out if he just “pulls out”.
2) there is no excuse to not be on birth control, I was on the shot at 16 with out my mother’s knowledge. Between the health department, planned parenthood, and your primary care provider (whom can not tell your parents anything you don it want him to under penalty of law) there is NO reason not to be on BC. If you can sneak away to fornicate, you can sneak away to the health department.
3) She should have went to the health department for the morning after pill which, in spite of what right wing nuts would lead you to believe, is NOT abortion,since it simply keeps the sperm from ever meeting the egg, which is what a condom does in the first place.
4) If you ask me she knew he did not have a condom and wanted to do “it” anyway and probably is pissed that he did not pull out in time. I refuse to believe that he some how led her to believe he was wearing one and that she some how did not notice he was going bare. I am sorry but unless you are numb or as previously stated “a bucket” and/or “blind” you know if your guy has a jacket on.
I am not arguing that he is faultless, just that she is an irresponsible bitch that does not appear to have the maturity to at least accept half of the blame. I personally believe that if we require permits to hunt, fish and drive, then we should require them to fornicate. Make them pass a 100 question exam since obviously commonsense is lacking in the youth population.
Right on, that’s what I’ve been saying all along – that both sides should be aware of the different ways to prevent pregnancy and should be responsible, and if it happened it’s not just one of them that messed up, besides that girl does sound pissed off and bitchy and is trying to blame it all on the guy, maybe it makes her feel better about herself and not so dumb as she acted. But i agree with you – before having sex people should undergo training and tests, cuz obviously Sex Ed, and the huge amount of information on the subject in books, television, the internet where they kind find the answers to all those important questions is not enough. Or maybe the problem is that they don’t ask themselves those questions and don’t even bother to think about the consequences…i hate ignorant people like that, they can have all the resources and info they need, but still won’t use it cuz they are narrow minded…it’s sad really…just a waste of space…
Wow, I can see from what you’re trying to say, is the reason why left-wingers have kids is so Americans can have something stupid and useless to kick the s**t out of. It’s bad enough that idiots like you are glamorizing sex and birth control at 16. It’s also bad enough that we have the health departments, the schools, and Planned Pussyhood glamorizing teen sex too….I’m thinking you are part of the problem with todays teenagers and not the solution. Let’s also pray that you’re little bastard children don’t turn out as ignorant as you were at 16.
Yeah “don’t judge people you don’t know on the internet” – yet it’s exactly what you are doing hypocrisy ftw it is unless you haven’t noticed this is called “failbooking”- and when someone fails at something people either make fun of them or judge them, if you don’t get that maybe you are at the wrong place. And from what that girls is saying only someone really dumb would not think that she is a mean bitch lol, unless it’s someone who is like her and was in the same situation cuz of their own stupidity
Your insinuation is funny, in a sad and pitiful kind of way.
Why would anyone be jealous of teenage pregnancy. I’ve used birth control from 16 on to avoid an unfortunate situation such as this.
You sound bitter??!?! Are you another pregnant teenager or are you the chick everyone is calling a bitch??
Whatever, stay in school and don’t become another statistic.
She might have had a fight with him and he is bitter… she probably broke up with him when the baby was born… cause i wouldn’t stick around and wait for the baby to be born i would leave from the get go(if i was that kind of guy)
When it’s going to be *you* being an incubator for 9 months, *you* going through hours of agony to give birth, and ultimately *you* caring for a child into adulthood, I always think that assuming someone else is taking responsbility for contraception is the smart move. You’re right kid, it’s ALL HIS FAULT. o_O
Very true. Women have to take responsibility for contraception, in case he won’t. Ultimately, whether he’s there for you or not, YOU’RE the one who ends up pregnant.
Yeah, how about taking responsibility for *yourself* and *your own body*? How can you blame it all on the guy, when the girls should think about that too, EXACTLY because if it happens they will be pregnant, carry the child and go through the painful thing called birth…expecting only the guy to care and provide contraception is immature and stupid, and pregnancy is only one of the things they should be careful about, need i say more about STDs?
hahahaha so in an effort to talk about how it’s not 100% the guy’s fault, a lot of the commenters feel quite comfortable in asserting how, instead, it IS 100% her fault for being in this position….
the lady never wins, does she? can you imagine, just for a sec, that someone told you that he was wearing a condom and it slipped off or was left inside and he didn’t say anything until afterwards? But I guess that would be her fault too, right? You guys are lulz
yea because it’s ALL the man’s fault if she gets pregnant… LOL… “You should’ve worn a condom”, yea, because it’s not at all your responsability if you have sex without protection, you had no way to say no to have sex without protection, he just did it… that’s called rape I think…? XD gogo sue him
but yea it feels great to blame people for your flaws <3
She knows what she wants to do, and if he sticks around, she can’t do it. If he bails, she gets to do it, and she gets to blame him. Only in twenty years, she’ll know that it was entirely her CHOICE.
i feel like some people are doing this just to get on failbooking. this isn’t probably true. it doesn’t seem logical. i mean shouldn’t they talk about this other than facebook? shouldn’t they have already had this convo? like who has sex without a condom and then immediately goes to their facebook and is like omgz im sorry baby. really? this isn’t real.
100% true. posted by yours truly, I don’t know if kthx is really Peter or not, but they really posted this, without any knowledge of failbooking coming into the situation/
None of you have any idea what the situation here is at all. Many guys lie about having a condom and/or putting it on. The possibilities are endless. Let’s not be blaming anyone – not even both of them.
yea, sorry, I am not buying that a woman can have sex and not know he has or has not got a jacket on. And even then condoms fail and you should have a back up.
Too many men knock a girl up and make promises, say they love the girl, say they will be with her when it happens but 9 months is a long time. When the time comes they don’t deliver on the promises they made nearly a year ago.
She is doing the right thing, it may come off as bitchy but it is extremely important to be proactive, save a copy of everything he writes, and establish a child support plan when and if he decides to ditch her and there child.
Actually, the right thing would have been to not have fucked him without a condom unless she knew before hand that he would stick around – saying “I forgot” is a poor excuse for a man, saying “he forgot” is worse for a woman – it isn’t like it isn’t obvious and this was clearly consentual.
It sounds like two idiots who thought pulling out works…
I don’t know if people are really THAT stupid or if the myth of pulling out needs to be broken once and for all.
Damn people, one tiny drop of semen, even if it’s as tiny as the tip of a needle, is all you need to get an STD called a CHILD. Are you sure your penis won’t let out even that tiny bit of sperm?
I agree on that. Even before getting an orgasm, men will have some pre-sperm lubricating liquid on their things, and that liquid has a lot more spermatozoa than you’d think. Even with “pulling out”, there’s always a chance of pregnancy in unprotected sex with no birth control used.
No, adults shouldn’t talk about sex with kids any more than what’s taught at schools. It’s awkward and the kids will know the stuff. They do know about birth control, about the chance of getting pregnant, and about STDs. If, still, some people don’t know these stuff at least in the developed western countries and are old enough to have sex, they really should be hanged. There is enough information available for the kids, just depends on if they want to learn the stuff and believe it.
Hilarious that this girl is so mad like she couldn’t have checked it or… oh, I dunno… FELT that he wasn’t using a condom. All women know the difference between how the two feel. She knew and now she’s just mad because neither one of them were smart enough to stop :/
So why is it automagically only HIS fault? Shouldn’t she have ALSO not had sex without using a condom? I mean if anything she has more reason to have known better.
Yea hannahs the one who got him into this mess. if she wldnt of taken her clothes off made him horny then maybe he wouldnt of fucked her and laid a seed in her deserving uterus.
What a nitwit!! Whose responsibility is it to make sure YOU don’t get pregnant? Yep YOU blondie! Some people are so dumb they shouldn’t be allowed to have sex.
i wouldnt even talk to the bitch until the pregnancy test come back…and then if it was mine…i would talk to her 2x’s a month and take her to and from the doctor…and when her water breaks be there…and then go home and go to sleep..but that would only be if my gf acted like hannah….
I loved that they talked it out the only downfall is that it as on the internet. I just liked that peter stayed around and that Hannah and him talked about it. But at the same time that was public and now EVERYONE can read that and its like thats private I wouldnt want people reading about that. Idk i think its very gross but thats just me.
Jesus Christ, everyone’s being so judgmental about Hannah. I know that the guy is being very sweet, and that’s wonderful, if he’s completely sincere. And I know that she’s being very short with him.
But I don’t think it’s fair to label her a bitch because of it. She’s probably terrified and upset and some of that is probably translating to anger. Not to mention that whatever her boyfriend is saying, the fact is that a lot of guys don’t stick around, and she probably knows it. Hence the “you better not be bullshitting me” line. She’s likely really insecure about that, but instead of being extremely clingy the way some do, she’s doing the opposite: lashing out and telling him that he’d better stay. Which is how some women react, out of fear and self-defence.
Also, I know that if I honestly thought that I might be pregnant, I would be just about having a panic attack — I certainly wouldn’t be in any mood to be lovey-dovey over it. We don’t know how old she is or what her life is like or anything else about her — we don’t even know how much time she’s had to take this in, we don’t know if abortion is an option. She could very well be facing something that might ruin her life.
And before anyone says anything about birth control: people mess up. It’s not an excuse, just a fact. Yeah, they were stupid, but there’s no sense pointing fingers when the deed is already done.
Of course, I wouldn’t be in the mood to Facebook about any of this, but that’s just me.
I really hope this is fake. I mean, how can people who would post this kind of shit on FB actually have any friends? What makes them think that people want to know their private business…
Wait, is this really Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt?
Next time she should keep her legs closet or not bitch about possible out comes… unless she told him he was wearing a condom.. but yeah unless it was her first time she would of noticed if he wasnt.
that was cheesy =]
At least Peter took it like a man.
Capitalize that.
ouch?..
this bitch…leave…most guys won’t stick around like my fucking father…so fuck hannah…lol
Fucking Hannah is what got him into this mess.
Win.
Abandonment issues…>.>
lmao…you r right but still…lol
Is it just me or do you all wonder what these ppl look like ?
I DO!! I thought it was just me…lol I play a cartoon in my head of what I THINK they look like…
I think thet look like those Simpson hillbillies, Cletus, and his wife. “You dun got me pregnant! I’m tellin mom!”
Nice
So romantic…
FAIL!
‘…when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much they have a special cuddle, forgetting to wear a condom, and that’s where you came from…’
Just because its personal doesn’t make it hilarious.
This isn’t called funny shit on facebook page, it’s called Failbooking, and if this isn’t failbooking, I don’t know what is.
very true it is more like facebook drama straight outta high school. people really need to grow up and become cultured enough to figure out what is funny, personal drama, and just plain fail.
You’re right. It says “funny facebook status messages”. Is it not true that the point of this site is to make people laugh?
Yeah, agreed – the actual tagline of Failbooking itself is ‘too funny to unfriend’…
So basically, ‘people need to grow up and stop being condescending when they’re actually bullshit-out-of-luck wrong’…
Yes, and it’s fucking hilarious that these two dipshits are having such a private conversation on FACEBOOK instead of using a phone or trying a face to face conversation. That’s where the funny comes in. Not because it’s a personal situation, but because they were dumb enough to make it NOT personal by talking about it on a public page where everyone can read their business.
I see what you mean, but this, if it’s real, is fail to the point that it is funny (at least to me). but i’m sick of people commenting on how everything is not funny. I know most of them are trolling, but this really isn’t the place for that.
I laughed
I think it’s hilarious xD
LOL, she can’t just go along with the mood.
even though its only on FB.hahah
LOL he looks like a stand up guy (if he’s not lying), but she’s acting like a total bitch XD Yeah he should’ve worn a condom, but you should’ve thought about having one too, or taking birth control pills dumb ass, i hope if you have a kid it’s not as dumb as you lol, there are enough of those on the planet already…
I thought the same as well. It’s a joint responsibility when it comes to birth control.
Yeah, I agree. She’s being a bitch. Unless he SAID he was wearing a condom but really wasn’t or something, but there’s nothing to suggest that.
He shouldn’t have put a seed in her uterus? Maybe she shouldn’t have had sex with him.
Actually, the seed was hers, he just watered it.
And she wouldn’t notice if he wouldn’t have actually worn a condom?
*noticed.
+1
Exactly! She’s acting like it’s all his fault, when it seems more like 50/50 to me. She’s playing the victim, and he’s falling for it. But then again when crap like this happens people always make it seem like it’s the guy’s fault. I guess it’s just the way it is.
I don’t think he’s falling for it. Maybe he knows that retaliating won’t solve anything. He could easily be just as bitchy back and it’d be justified but it seems to me he wants to be a man and stick around. So if that means letting her bitch, then I say good for him for being a man, and a bigger one at that.
Before judging her so harshly maybe consider that he told her he was using one and them didn’t? BTW I think they are both dumbs*#&s.
She’d have to be immeasurably loose to not be able to tell if he was wearing a condom.
I’m pretty sure she would’ve felt the difference. I know I do.
Yeah, I can tell too. But I guess you never know, right?
So wait…she was blindfolded? How would you NOT know?
Yeah, about that, as i girl I’m pretty sure she would have felt if he was or wasn’t wearing one, unless she was drunk/high…or the size of a bucket…
He could have been a jerk and refused to wear one. That wouldn’t absolve her of responsibility, but it’s hard to pass judgement without knowing the whole story.
Yeah, but if he was being that much of a jerk, she could’ve said no and not sleep with him…sorry but i can think of about a hundred ways that this situation could’ve been avoided. They both are responsible and neither one should blame it on the other, yet that’s exactly what she is doing, and he doesn’t seem to be (if he is sincere in what he is saying that is); my guess is that they are just some teens, and she looks like the less mature one…
Smokin’ pot and drinkin’ illegally…
He left her, she’s with another guy that wants to keep the baby, etc. This Peter kid tried killing her, and this new guy beat the shit outta him.
ahahahahahaha that’s all I can say!shouldn’t put that kind of thing on fb but it was pretty hilarious nevertheless..
Here’s a novel idea, how about WAITING until you are ready for a kid to do things that make kids!
I’m pretty sure people don’t fuck to just have kids it’s all bout the pleasure currently… ever heard of Porn? ; )
Damn! Would not like to stand in his shoes!
The bitch could have done something about it too!
Now maybe he is stuck with her x.x
Shmishmorshun?
I remember. You panted “Fill me up, baby” and had a ginormous squeesy orgasm when I came inside you. I’ve been in love with you since before we had pubic hair but you just finally kind of did it with me last night cos whatever, and damn the consequences.
And now I’d “better be around.”
Well I will, against my better judgement. And it’s public on facebook and all the LOL sites and great, everyone thinks I’m that cliché guy who gets the better of a girl and vanishes, because you implied that I am, despite my imprecations to the contrary.
I will be here for you and I sincerely hope that you stop trying to humiliate me. I give you notice here that this behaviour does not and can never hurt me. It is however contemptible and will cast our relationship in a bad light should you choose to keep it up.
I do love you and will support you whether or not you choose to apologise for both your public abdication of will regarding our act of sex and your subsequent imputation that I am of poor character.
Goddamn it, you don’t know what you’ve got here. Go ask a girlfriend, honestly. Call me when you’ve regained perspective.
LOL dude is this really you? It’s kind of funny, but never the less you sound like a nice guy, and i know she’s your girlfriend and all, but maaan, she’s a b@%&#….it’s good that you want to be there for the kid, but if i were you i would ditch her, she’s walking all over you like your some lowlife…anyhoo i wish you alll the best
Yeah, I agree, she’s being a bitch. And not only is she bitchy, but she’s being bitchy prematurely. He hasn’t run off yet, and they aren’t even sure she’s pregnant.
But, in defense of “you better be around”, I know a girl who had a baby last year, and throughout the whole pregnancy the dad was all “I’ll be here for you and our baby because I love you both and want us to be a family” and everything, and then the day after the baby was born, he was gone. Me and my boyfriend ran into him at the mall one day when the baby would’ve been about 6 months old, and we asked how the baby was, and he said “I haven’t seen that fuckin’ kid since he was born. That’s (insert mother’s name here)’s problem.”
My point there being, you can’t always trust what someone tells you. I meant to put that in the first post.
All the people saying this girls a bitch are probably still virgins, sitting alone at home with nothing better to do but judge someone from some Facebook comments. None of you know the whole story, so you can’t honestly judge this girl. At least she’s trying to get him to be responsible, which, if she is pregnant, would give the baby a better life. Although it would pretty much be both of their faults, everyone is saying the girl did the wrong thing and it’s her fault. But they’re probably all just jealous and the only way to make themselves feel good about being alone is judging some girl they don’t even know on the internet.
“All the people saying this girls a bitch are probably still virgins, sitting alone at home with nothing better to do but judge someone from some Facebook comments. None of you know the whole story, so you can’t honestly judge this girl.”
Translation: “Don’t judge people you don’t know, you bunch of lonely virgins!”
Hypocrisy ftw!
^ +1
Sorry, but she is being a bitch. I have been sexually active since 16 and as a female I can tell you that
1) She should have been on birth control because condoms break and there is always that time that you figure it will be ok with out if he just “pulls out”.
2) there is no excuse to not be on birth control, I was on the shot at 16 with out my mother’s knowledge. Between the health department, planned parenthood, and your primary care provider (whom can not tell your parents anything you don it want him to under penalty of law) there is NO reason not to be on BC. If you can sneak away to fornicate, you can sneak away to the health department.
3) She should have went to the health department for the morning after pill which, in spite of what right wing nuts would lead you to believe, is NOT abortion,since it simply keeps the sperm from ever meeting the egg, which is what a condom does in the first place.
4) If you ask me she knew he did not have a condom and wanted to do “it” anyway and probably is pissed that he did not pull out in time. I refuse to believe that he some how led her to believe he was wearing one and that she some how did not notice he was going bare. I am sorry but unless you are numb or as previously stated “a bucket” and/or “blind” you know if your guy has a jacket on.
I am not arguing that he is faultless, just that she is an irresponsible bitch that does not appear to have the maturity to at least accept half of the blame. I personally believe that if we require permits to hunt, fish and drive, then we should require them to fornicate. Make them pass a 100 question exam since obviously commonsense is lacking in the youth population.
Right on, that’s what I’ve been saying all along – that both sides should be aware of the different ways to prevent pregnancy and should be responsible, and if it happened it’s not just one of them that messed up, besides that girl does sound pissed off and bitchy and is trying to blame it all on the guy, maybe it makes her feel better about herself and not so dumb as she acted. But i agree with you – before having sex people should undergo training and tests, cuz obviously Sex Ed, and the huge amount of information on the subject in books, television, the internet where they kind find the answers to all those important questions is not enough. Or maybe the problem is that they don’t ask themselves those questions and don’t even bother to think about the consequences…i hate ignorant people like that, they can have all the resources and info they need, but still won’t use it cuz they are narrow minded…it’s sad really…just a waste of space…
pot and alcohol will do that to them..
Wow, I can see from what you’re trying to say, is the reason why left-wingers have kids is so Americans can have something stupid and useless to kick the s**t out of. It’s bad enough that idiots like you are glamorizing sex and birth control at 16. It’s also bad enough that we have the health departments, the schools, and Planned Pussyhood glamorizing teen sex too….I’m thinking you are part of the problem with todays teenagers and not the solution. Let’s also pray that you’re little bastard children don’t turn out as ignorant as you were at 16.
Yeah “don’t judge people you don’t know on the internet” – yet it’s exactly what you are doing
hypocrisy ftw it is 
unless you haven’t noticed this is called “failbooking”- and when someone fails at something people either make fun of them or judge them, if you don’t get that maybe you are at the wrong place. And from what that girls is saying only someone really dumb would not think that she is a mean bitch lol, unless it’s someone who is like her and was in the same situation cuz of their own stupidity 
Your insinuation is funny, in a sad and pitiful kind of way.
Why would anyone be jealous of teenage pregnancy. I’ve used birth control from 16 on to avoid an unfortunate situation such as this.
You sound bitter??!?! Are you another pregnant teenager or are you the chick everyone is calling a bitch??
Whatever, stay in school and don’t become another statistic.
She might have had a fight with him and he is bitter… she probably broke up with him when the baby was born… cause i wouldn’t stick around and wait for the baby to be born i would leave from the get go(if i was that kind of guy)
man… “ginormous squeesy orgasm” is now TOTALLY embedded in my lexicon :p
This isn’t funny, just sad. Extremely.
When it’s going to be *you* being an incubator for 9 months, *you* going through hours of agony to give birth, and ultimately *you* caring for a child into adulthood, I always think that assuming someone else is taking responsbility for contraception is the smart move. You’re right kid, it’s ALL HIS FAULT. o_O
Very true. Women have to take responsibility for contraception, in case he won’t. Ultimately, whether he’s there for you or not, YOU’RE the one who ends up pregnant.
Yeah, how about taking responsibility for *yourself* and *your own body*? How can you blame it all on the guy, when the girls should think about that too, EXACTLY because if it happens they will be pregnant, carry the child and go through the painful thing called birth…expecting only the guy to care and provide contraception is immature and stupid, and pregnancy is only one of the things they should be careful about, need i say more about STDs?
hahahaha so in an effort to talk about how it’s not 100% the guy’s fault, a lot of the commenters feel quite comfortable in asserting how, instead, it IS 100% her fault for being in this position….
the lady never wins, does she? can you imagine, just for a sec, that someone told you that he was wearing a condom and it slipped off or was left inside and he didn’t say anything until afterwards? But I guess that would be her fault too, right? You guys are lulz
boring
hahaha that’s funny shit
Jesus, what a bitch.
She’ll get what she deserves eventually.
Sad.
Even if she IS pregnant she should not breed… Hand me the coathanger please.. kthx
Should have went Anal
Is she Canadian?
Worse.. Jewish.
yea because it’s ALL the man’s fault if she gets pregnant… LOL… “You should’ve worn a condom”, yea, because it’s not at all your responsability if you have sex without protection, you had no way to say no to have sex without protection, he just did it… that’s called rape I think…? XD gogo sue him
but yea it feels great to blame people for your flaws <3
She knows what she wants to do, and if he sticks around, she can’t do it. If he bails, she gets to do it, and she gets to blame him. Only in twenty years, she’ll know that it was entirely her CHOICE.
This is what abortions are for, folks: http://angietheantitheist.blogspot.com/
She does say “we’re even”.
i feel like some people are doing this just to get on failbooking. this isn’t probably true. it doesn’t seem logical. i mean shouldn’t they talk about this other than facebook? shouldn’t they have already had this convo? like who has sex without a condom and then immediately goes to their facebook and is like omgz im sorry baby. really? this isn’t real.
100% true. posted by yours truly, I don’t know if kthx is really Peter or not, but they really posted this, without any knowledge of failbooking coming into the situation/
Of *course* he’ll stay.
With a winning attitude like hers, who could possibly want to leave?
None of you have any idea what the situation here is at all. Many guys lie about having a condom and/or putting it on. The possibilities are endless. Let’s not be blaming anyone – not even both of them.
ProTip: if you can’t tell whether your partner is wearing a condom, you are offically too stupid to be allowed to live.
yea, sorry, I am not buying that a woman can have sex and not know he has or has not got a jacket on. And even then condoms fail and you should have a back up.
This has the rancid air of fake….
ROFL!!!
Too many men knock a girl up and make promises, say they love the girl, say they will be with her when it happens but 9 months is a long time. When the time comes they don’t deliver on the promises they made nearly a year ago.
She is doing the right thing, it may come off as bitchy but it is extremely important to be proactive, save a copy of everything he writes, and establish a child support plan when and if he decides to ditch her and there child.
Actually, the right thing would have been to not have fucked him without a condom unless she knew before hand that he would stick around – saying “I forgot” is a poor excuse for a man, saying “he forgot” is worse for a woman – it isn’t like it isn’t obvious and this was clearly consentual.
i hate it when they don’t pull out.
Whatta bitch, it’s not like he can lie to you about wearing a condom is it? Take responsibility for your own slutty behaviour!!!
my question is, why aren’t these two dumbfucks discussing this face to face, do they really live so far away from each other?
I guess Peter didn’t wrap his Peter
Peter’s Law: whaever has to happen, Willy nilly, will happen
She seems nice…
He must have fallen for her character.
It sounds like two idiots who thought pulling out works…
I don’t know if people are really THAT stupid or if the myth of pulling out needs to be broken once and for all.
Damn people, one tiny drop of semen, even if it’s as tiny as the tip of a needle, is all you need to get an STD called a CHILD. Are you sure your penis won’t let out even that tiny bit of sperm?
I agree on that. Even before getting an orgasm, men will have some pre-sperm lubricating liquid on their things, and that liquid has a lot more spermatozoa than you’d think. Even with “pulling out”, there’s always a chance of pregnancy in unprotected sex with no birth control used.
Has everybody forgotten how the fuck a telephone works?
Man!!!! XD
halerious!
cute couple
The way she is acting, I can tell that she is DEFENITLY pregnant!!!
lol this one is why we should talk about sex without kids
No, adults shouldn’t talk about sex with kids any more than what’s taught at schools. It’s awkward and the kids will know the stuff. They do know about birth control, about the chance of getting pregnant, and about STDs. If, still, some people don’t know these stuff at least in the developed western countries and are old enough to have sex, they really should be hanged. There is enough information available for the kids, just depends on if they want to learn the stuff and believe it.
I think she’s pretty funny
Hey, at least he has a girl he likes for life! It might not be too bad, unless they are like 15.
why in the hell would people put personal crap like this on facebook where the whole wold can see and why are they being allowed to breed ????
Hilarious that this girl is so mad like she couldn’t have checked it or… oh, I dunno… FELT that he wasn’t using a condom. All women know the difference between how the two feel. She knew and now she’s just mad because neither one of them were smart enough to stop :/
He should have urinated inside her uterus to kill all the sperms he filled her with .. TRULY
So why is it automagically only HIS fault? Shouldn’t she have ALSO not had sex without using a condom? I mean if anything she has more reason to have known better.
she says, “shoulda worn a condom, eh?” and then, “you shouldn’t have put a seed in my uterus.”
what did she think was going to happen?
Hannah is a fuckin’ dick. That’s all I have to say.
Oh, the poor guy xD
The poor girl too. It’s gonna ruin her life like I ruined my mom’s
Jesus Christ, it’s called an abortion. Get one.
Yea hannahs the one who got him into this mess. if she wldnt of taken her clothes off made him horny then maybe he wouldnt of fucked her and laid a seed in her deserving uterus.
bitch brought it on her self.
What a nitwit!! Whose responsibility is it to make sure YOU don’t get pregnant? Yep YOU blondie! Some people are so dumb they shouldn’t be allowed to have sex.
she acts like she had no part in having unprotected sex with this guy… .___.
i wouldnt even talk to the bitch until the pregnancy test come back…and then if it was mine…i would talk to her 2x’s a month and take her to and from the doctor…and when her water breaks be there…and then go home and go to sleep..but that would only be if my gf acted like hannah….
“shouldn’t have put a seed in my uterus, we’re even”
That was too hilarious!
What wonderful parents these two will make. You know, most English-speaking countries have legal abortion.
Dude this is better than lamebook haha. I’m mentioning this on my podcast next week for sure. I love how this is all the dudes fault btw hahaha.
the comments are even funnier than the actual post… hahaha people take some thigs soo seriously, SPECIALLY other people’s problems… hahaha
More like “Maury: All Paternity Tests, All The Time!”
Ah young, immature, love…
romantic but stupid!
she sounds like a freaking ball buster… and he is whipped…he needs to run now and never look back!!!
I loved that they talked it out the only downfall is that it as on the internet. I just liked that peter stayed around and that Hannah and him talked about it. But at the same time that was public and now EVERYONE can read that and its like thats private I wouldnt want people reading about that. Idk i think its very gross but thats just me.
i honestly didnt find this funny, just kind of sickening and saddening.
Tbf, the stupid bitch shouldn’t have let him inside her if they didn’t have a condom… Takes two to tango….
What a bitch.
I just picture them to look like kids at my school. Most of em have the same name anyway.
Jesus Christ, everyone’s being so judgmental about Hannah. I know that the guy is being very sweet, and that’s wonderful, if he’s completely sincere. And I know that she’s being very short with him.
But I don’t think it’s fair to label her a bitch because of it. She’s probably terrified and upset and some of that is probably translating to anger. Not to mention that whatever her boyfriend is saying, the fact is that a lot of guys don’t stick around, and she probably knows it. Hence the “you better not be bullshitting me” line. She’s likely really insecure about that, but instead of being extremely clingy the way some do, she’s doing the opposite: lashing out and telling him that he’d better stay. Which is how some women react, out of fear and self-defence.
Also, I know that if I honestly thought that I might be pregnant, I would be just about having a panic attack — I certainly wouldn’t be in any mood to be lovey-dovey over it. We don’t know how old she is or what her life is like or anything else about her — we don’t even know how much time she’s had to take this in, we don’t know if abortion is an option. She could very well be facing something that might ruin her life.
And before anyone says anything about birth control: people mess up. It’s not an excuse, just a fact. Yeah, they were stupid, but there’s no sense pointing fingers when the deed is already done.
Of course, I wouldn’t be in the mood to Facebook about any of this, but that’s just me.
Shut up no one cares.
Does anyone else even realise that the text is different for some comments? Looks like this has been doctored to me…..Lame!
I really hope this is fake. I mean, how can people who would post this kind of shit on FB actually have any friends? What makes them think that people want to know their private business…
Wait, is this really Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt?
what a BITCHH !! Oh, and the girl was pretty mean too.
rofl sooo funny
the headings the best but!
but shes totally in the right to be annoyed!
he should have worn a condom!
xxx
Bitchslap. Double fail.
Next time she should keep her legs closet or not bitch about possible out comes… unless she told him he was wearing a condom.. but yeah unless it was her first time she would of noticed if he wasnt.
xDD he she. i got i mixed around whatever you know what i mean.
WTF. I think Alex posted this. Alex ima f**king kill you.
LOLOL don’t sweat it alex, she’ll be too busy with her GINORMOUS SQUEESY ORGASMS X-D
What a bitch! She didnt have any qualms with jumping on the vomiting dummy when the time was right, did she?
Dude = Wins
What a f**king bitch! Not saying that ALL women are like this- not even close! F**k her! ‘Nuff said