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  1. John says:

    lolwut

  2. jackiechase says:

    How in the hell do you accidentally cut and paste a pudding recipe?

  3. SolCat says:

    She failed well, it looks like a yummy recipe.

  4. Ali says:

    First!!

    Search my name & add me to your Facebook!

  5. Me :D says:

    Not very funny…

  6. Amanda says:

    Well, it made me laugh! LOL

  7. Penis says:

    This suX

  8. Wren says:

    Why didn’t she just delete her response?

  9. i actually like it because of its randomocity.

  10. Gold says:

    PUDDING!

  11. Oh Yeah! says:

    It is a fail… but it doesn’t fit with the flavor of fail that fail book is supposed to have

  12. Isabubbles says:

    Why are the flames around Nicole’s picture? Judd’s the one who failed.

  13. elledubb says:

    Lame.. this isn’t a fail

  14. jay davidson says:

    @elledubb If you would have ate the meal you might think differently!

  15. Richard says:

    what does it mean 1c or 1t in the recipe? i’d be interested in trying this some time if i can get hold of ghee powder or whatever!

    • BH says:

      If I’m not mistaken, they refer to “cup” and “tablespoon”, respectively. I once helped put together a cookbook that used those abbreviations.

    • Seanette says:

      1c is one cup, 1t is one teaspoon (1T would be one tablespoon, which is three teaspoons).

    • NameofRain says:

      For those who are not Indian:
      ghee= clarified butter (like an oil, typically sold in jars, NOT as powder)
      water chestnut or banana flour= same as wheat flour, but with a different texture and flavour. Do *not* substitute one for the other!
      cardamon= a type of spice, sold as powder, pods, or seeds. Used as a flavouring in chai and desserts. Smells wonderful. :)
      All are avaliable at most Indian or Middle Eastern grocers, or in some specialty health food stores. It does sound like a good recipie.

  16. BH says:

    Waiting for someone to actually try making this recipe and telling us how it turned out…

  17. Chris says:

    Recipe saved for future reference, as it sounds pretty good (though I’ll probably leave out the cardmamom).

    Richard: c = cup, t = teaspoon, T = tablespoon. The recipe says you can use vegetable oil instead of ghee if you want.

  18. DZ says:

    Ghee is clarified butter…heat the butter, skim the stuff off the top of the melted butter…the clear liquid that’s left is ghee. It doesn’t burn at low temperatures like butter.

    The ghee is no problem. Finding “banana flour” or “water-chestnut flour” sounds more difficult.

    I do have to wonder why she is calling a halava recipe a “pudding recipe”. Sounds like she’s doing it wrong.

  19. andy_roy says:

    ok…so get all that stuff together and…put them in the front load washer?

    that’s one giant pudding coming up…

  20. Jake says:

    So with people it is either too funny thus it must be fake, or not funny enough thus it is not a fail? I think you all fail for being way too wound up.

  21. shemp says:

    worst pudding recipe i ever heard of…. gagorific..

  22. jinxed says:

    I had no idea you could use ordinary ingredients found in your kitchen to make money! Is this illegal??

  23. Brewfangrb says:

    Front-load dryer? Do they make them top-loading? (And yes, I realize I’m weird for thinking THAT was the weird part of this post).

  24. Neil (SM) says:

    I don’t know why, but this actually made me burst out laughing. I was waiting for some smartass comment or something at the end, and instead it seemed freakishly anticlimactic.

  25. spanky says:

    Truly, unsolicited pudding is the best kind.

  26. why middle-aged women should use the buddy-system for the Net says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha
    this was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen~!!! best one one this site XD!!!

  27. Olivia says:

    LOL. Made me laugh. I actually read the recipe because of the title lol

  28. natalie says:

    hahahahahahahhaha

  29. What??? says:

    I seriously hope that “T” doesn’t mean “Tonnes”!

  30. Nicole says:

    Walnuts and raisins in pudding? What on earth was that woman thinking?

  31. Sarah says:

    Cor blimey! That’s the first thing I read here that made me laugh really hard. Pudding recipe!!! How random! I can’t breath… aaaahahahaha!

  32. Win says:

    Most of the things on this blog have made me feel sad, but this one made me want to make pudding — I’m copying this for later!


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