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  1. Erik Brown says:

    Just dismantle this site. It’s not getting any funnier, just more and more terrible.

    • Brian says:

      I completely agree. The older stuff had me laughing hysterically, while this newer stuff is just annoying. A lot of people apparently don’t know what funny is.

    • Rob says:

      You know what’s even worse, though? Reading through the comments and seeing a half dozen plebeians or so in every single post bitching about how bad Failbooking is all of the sudden. Please leave if you don’t like it anymore; your ceaseless crying won’t be missed.

      • JinPachi says:

        I agree with rob, dont b*tch about, go do something else with your live. And everything gets a bit slow after a little while. Even verydemotivational had some downtime, but thats over now and the poster are coming back. Still hate the 17 doller ganstah though.

      • Lizzie says:

        I totally agree with Rob, if you hate it so much then how about instead of wasting your time throwing a fit about it you just don’t go on it?

  2. Johnny says:

    Thumbs down. The sender can easily be lying about him being her boyfriend.

  3. Chelle says:

    Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.

  4. Chip Simons says:

    jeez. It’s just supposed to be humorous. smile and move on retards

    • Josiah says:

      Amen. THANK you. if you dont like the site, dont fucking visit the site, people.

    • Miles says:

      “Supposed to be” is not the same as “is”. Indeed, there are some funny things brought up on this site, but this is not one of them. And if something isn’t funny, then please don’t complain about people saying it isn’t funny. Just laugh at something that isn’t humorous and move on.

    • My Name says:

      I agree. Some things on this website arn’t funny. Some are. If you don’t think its funny don’t take the time to comment. And if you don’t like this site then why are you on it in the first place?

  5. Iona says:

    *sigh* If you look back at the very first posts, it was great. Now, it just gives me hemorrhoids.

  6. Jen says:

    Really, who cares if it’s real or not….it’s still funny…

  7. George says:

    FAIL!!

  8. Miles says:

    I hate failbookings that feel the need to clarify who a person is. It takes the fun out of it and ruins any surprise. If anything, it makes it less funny or kills the joke altogether, since it tries to explain why it is supposed to be funny. If you have to explain the joke, then it is no longer funny.

    • Kelsey says:

      So apparently when people are pointing out who a person is in a post because everyone knows who everyone is on the internet the post isn’t funny. I’ll be the first to admit that I would not have found the post even snicker worthy unless the last comment in the post was the girls boyfriend. They post those to explain who the person is. The post wouldn’t been amusing on any level unless we knew who that person was.

      • biggles1 says:

        you took the words out of my mouth :)

      • Miles says:

        Why exactly does pointing out that he is the boyfriend make it funny? Why is it supposed to add to the layer of humor? How are we to believe the person really was going out with the newly single poster, and not just a different friend? Is this funny without knowing who any of them are or what relationships they hold? No. Is it funny that claiming they hold roles that present a situation someone thought was ironic because of their position? No. It is on par with a joke you try to explain to a coworker who doesn’t find it humorous, and you make up excuses like “I thought it was funny then.” or “You had to have been there to understand.” or even “Point is, it was funny at the moment and I suddenly changed my mind that I don’t need your laughter to make me feel good about myself.”

  9. Shannon says:

    Wait what. Is the question mark no longer being put on keyboards. When did this happen.

  10. trish says:

    That was lame and un neccacary. Really there isn’t even anything funny about that. That could very well not even be her boyfriend. Lame! You should post ACTUAL funny stuff.

  11. Well, I found it funny. So to hell with all of you >:(

  12. Jess says:

    Find your own fails then if your gonna fxcking moan.

  13. Ryan says:

    why do so many people that say they hate failbook, read failbook. These people obviously suffer from a mental defect or are forced to read it at gunpoint. Either way, these people truly suck.

  14. tha_dude says:

    I think failbooking gets funnier and funnier.

  15. I think it was his lack of question marks that drove them apart.

  16. Briana says:

    i think its funny :)

  17. Ian Foley says:

    It makes it funnt when you know who these people are. If it is pointed out that a poster is someone’s relative or thier partner or something, then that’s where the humour comes from. If you didn’t know that was the boyfriend, then it’s just a random person asking a question.

    I swear to god, some people signed up to this site need to get a sense of humour. Or stop coming here.

  18. Adam says:

    I agree with the first three posters. @Jason: I brought marshmallows.

  19. Gail Gurman says:

    What makes this funny is the title. I didn’t even snicker until I read it again.

  20. Gina E. says:

    Haha a quick end to a relationship.

  21. Oxguy3 says:

    The “Boyfriend” note isn’t an explanation of the joke, it’s just so that we and the person who posted this are on the same page. Otherwise, this would be like telling a DMV joke to a 5 year old.

    • Miles says:

      So the joke goes like “So this person on Facebook changes their relationship status to single, and someone says ‘When did this happen?’ Except, they don’t add a question mark at the end. Anyways, the funny part is, get ready for this, they may or may not been dating. DID I BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND?!”

  22. Mehr says:

    ironic that i saw this on failbook’s twitter feed and it said: posted 1hr ago

  23. chris55 says:

    im pretty certain i kno the girl who did this

  24. nick says:

    i don’t understand why so many people are so disappointed about this site “not getting funnier”. it only posts about a very specific topic and it will inevitably get boring after so many entries you have seen. It’s not like there is an endless amount of new and different funny scenarios that can happen on facebook. this site just has a rather short life-span of interest, get over it

    • Eludya says:

      Yeah, I read it searching for the real gems here and there but I realize most of it’s going to be rather repetitive because, quite frankly, a lot of the people who use FB are stupid about using it in the SAME WAY ALL THE TIME.

  25. chris says:

    lol! how mean, and how stupid of him lol.. we might know the reason why.. lol

  26. Maybe she tried to tell her BF about a breakup in such a weird way? hahha really stupid

  27. bitbot says:

    I could never stay with a guy who didn’t use question marks either.

  28. Louise says:

    Sorry mate, she made it Facebook official. Move on.

  29. Arka says:

    Are the people on this site’s vote page retarded? This is crap.

  30. Rodolfo says:

    EX-BOYFRIEND.

  31. So if your going to say “just dismantle this site” why the fk don’t you just remove it from your friends? It’s still funny for the people who are adding it and havent seen the “old” stuff. Just delete it from your friends if your sick of it. No reason for Failbooking to be dismantled. Its funny as hell.

  32. Portfolio says:

    isn’t it only 28minutes ago?

  33. Karen says:

    Hey! That’s how I found out I was getting dumped, too.

  34. janner says:

    someone should of commented after and said “about an hour ago”

  35. Reciproxinnet says:

    Actually this is a bug on Facebook–when you want to simply “remove” your relationship status from showing up (i.e., take it off the list of items that people can see, or just remove the status to ” “, it DEFAULTS to “Single”. I did that once, and next thing I knew, it was saying “(Reciproxinnet) is Single”. Evidently any change in your relationship status will be made public; Facebook won’t let you opt out of that, and that includes just trying to take it off the public info.

    FACEBOOK POLICY FAIL.

  36. Hunter says:

    the same exact thing happened to me

  37. ChaosRocket says:

    This happened to me- my boyfriend, who LIVES with me, broke up with me by taking our relationship status off of Facebook, instead of walking 20 feet into the other room and telling me he was breaking up with me. So I found out through a facebook relationship status change that he was breaking up with me. I still have to live with him, too, because of financial reasons.

  38. Alexx says:

    There are three questions in this picture – True or False?

    In case you’ve forgotten, questions end with question marks, like this: ? For example: What? or When did this happen?
    They teach you this s**t in first grade, damnit. IT’S NOT THAT F**KING DIFFICULT

  39. *does not approve* says:

    because the title makes it THAT much funnier


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