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It Definitely Explains My Restraining Order


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  1. dick says:

    Good think I’m not the only one.

  2. Concerned says:

    Sounds easier than finding a Twix bar…

  3. Daniel says:

    Who the hell flops the old fella out in an awkward situation?

    • itsame says:

      It’s the situation that follows the “whippin’ out” of one’s dick that’s generally far more awkward…

  4. Heela says:

    First!

  5. Heela says:

    Oh hell no, second.

  6. Mar says:

    Not to be confused with the “whippin’ your dick IN an awkward situation”.

  7. Cause that would make the situation less awkward….???

  8. Jake says:

    I did it once. We shall just say I am no longer welcome in the local branch of my bank anymore.

  9. tom says:

    lol would make the situation funny though xD

  10. Akil Hill says:

    I want to join this group! LMAOOO

  11. The Amazing Rando says:

    “Well the conversation seems to have died off, so who wants to see my johnson?”

  12. Christoffer says:

    love the last comment xD

  13. Flippin it says:

    Anyone seen the pole dancers?

  14. Dorksalot says:

    Omg, who made that group??

  15. Sourpuss says:

    Self FAIL for Elizabeth (2 seconds ago). Pathetic. Next time wait a couple of minutes so we won’t realize it’s YOU AGAIN ELIZABETH! Gosh I hope all your friends unfriend you.

  16. great way to break the ice :P

  17. ben laden says:

    Ive never done that, however ive pulled the berries out to make a normal situation akward.

  18. Girl says:

    I would do this if I had a dick.

  19. Max says:

    When in doubt, whip it out.

  20. Bird is the Word says:

    Hey that rhymes.


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