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Holy Crap, that is too damn funny
google just sucks
http://www.epiclosers.com/load/FAILPictures/google_maps_fail/8-1-0-465
You’re bound to find all sorts of things on google maps. Does that make it bad? No.
FIRST!
Fail
WIN!!!!!
That’s pretty good.
ha ha… touche… lol
i wonder if there’s any truth behind the google story
Even if this was faked it’s funny!
Agreed
jajajajajaja XD
LMFAO! finally, a good laugh
EPIC
One of the best I’ve seen here so far…. Well done Failbook, quality has arrived at last
Epic win!
Seriously? A.W.E.S.O.M.E!!!
WIN!!
yeah, epic
It’s about time something good got posted here.
Blogs like this can only be as good as it’s source material.
THIS, this is poetry.
OMFG!! That is sooo win xD
I LOVE IT!! I love it when people’s friends are creative enough to come up with something so witty and funny!
tl;dr: You left your keys in your pants last night at some chick’s house, and she has an STD.
TOTAL WIN!! LMAO at this one!!
Brilliant! WIN WIN WIN!
Just EPIC!
EPIC FAIL (for the people), EPIC WIN (for the page)
lame.
Hahahhahah!
that was the best one yet!!! thank you!
Finally…totally worth waiting for! Epic!
So much win…*wipes tear*
Well u noe what, shelby your lame and your prob the girl getting checked for the STD. I hope u enjoy your life you dumb skeet
Three things, dude.
1. There’s a reply button you can click.
2. There are infants who can spell better than you. WTF was that?
3. While I disagree with shelby’s opinion, I don’t see the need for you to be a stinky elephant’s nut sack to her about it. You’re an ass.
Thank you, Rando. Sorry not everyone thought this was hilarious, but.. 1. I am thoroughly enjoying my life, thank you. 2. You’re an idiot who can’t spell, do you even know what an STD is? You’re whole post was just kind of sad.
^ Win.
Fuck, hardly. All she did was reiterate exactly what Rando JUST said.
Make fun of my grammar, you dumb broad. Go make me a sandwich.
I love a bowl of irony in the morning.
Your whole post*
WIN!!!
Am I the only one who doesn’t find this funny?
I thought it was funny until I read all the replies where people say nothing but “Win!” “Epic!” “Epic win / fail!” “There is so much win!” “OMG EPIC” “Epic epic epic!!!”
Fucking idiots.
why do the comments have any bearing on whether the post is funny or not. scroll through them if they have that effect!
Or, you know, if you hate the replies so much, you don’t even have to look at them
Finally something interesting gets posted here!
Hahaha nice
Sometimes this site is funny. Apparently the people who read it are mostly douche bags. This was not funny at all and the people who thought it was are even bigger retards than the guy who wrote it. On top of this, I can guarantee that the douchebag who wrote the “story” also submitted it to failbook making him twice as lame as he already is. Another guarantee I can make is that anyone who posted anything with the words “epic”, “fail”, or “win” included has never gotten laid and will never get laid unless they create a site where douche bags who think everything is either “epic”, a “fail” or a “win”" get together and have gay sex.
A little long-winded I know but it needed to be said.
Thanks.
win
Epic win
Fail.
Let’s examine this comment: the poster asserts that the person who submitted and/or wrote this failbook entry is a douchebag, as are the people who find it amusing. Said people are also “retards” because they find humor in something which he does not. Now, “douchebag” in common parlance means an unpleasant person with a tendency to do nasty things to others. Things, for instance, such as calling someone a “retard” because they find humor in something you do not. Pot, kettle, introductions all around.
Next point: the idea that anyone who has ever posted anything involving the words fail, win or epic has never had sex. The ubiquity of these terms of approbation, disapprobation and intensification on the internet, when coupled with the fact that at least two popular comedy websites (this very website being one of them) bear the word “fail” in their title, AND the ubiquity of sexual activity in the human species, makes it extremely unlikely that using these terms would tend to lessen one’s odds of coitus.
Corollary: the poster notes that, if individuals who used these words were in fact to have sex, it would be gay sex with each other. Within these comment threads, the word “win” was used by “dannyboy” (presumably male) and “funnygirl” (presumably female). If these individuals were to get together and have sex, it would not, by definition, be gay sex. And it would thoroughly disprove and discredit most of the rest of the poster’s assertions.
I bow before you, sire! :O
I also bow to Nobody Special!
Said much more eloquently than I could ever have said it
Wow… Just wow
Haha i tip my hat to you sir/ma’am
this is just filled with win
Is it time for the gay sex now?
Mike-You are just jealous you could never think up something so clever, even with your long-winded-ness. Please stop being ornery just as an attempt to get attention.
Wow Mike above is harsh. I’d say this was well played and set-up. Have you ever tried to google a question? That’s pretty much exactly what comes up for suggestions. Hell, I’ve even seen under the start of the question “how much” have suggestions like “should you pay a hooker”
As for your insults to epic and nice etc – you must be a little bitter – people aren’t allowed to express their apprecation for things in simple words without your wrath. Go beat off – it’ll relieve some of that pent up frustration you’re clearly showing in your post!
haha, that just made my day :’)
You are all sniveling little nerds. Saying things like “go beat off” and naming yourself after a porn star are weak attempts to make yourselves cooler.
Win!
i’m sorry to tell you, but you are the douchebag here. you have know idea who posts on here and what they do in life. some of them (like me) may come to this site after being at work all day (or night) to have a few laughs at the funny and strange things found on facebook. if you can’t handle people saying the things that the want to express here, GTFO of failbook and go play with some sourpusses like yourself, kthnxbai.
Yeah brah, I came straight from lax practice brah.
I’m not sure why you think that insulting everyone is going to make you look cool, but anyway. Y’know, jokes are not funny for everyone. Apparently you don’t like this one. That’s cool. But you don’t have to go out of your way to insult people who did like it, nor do you have to call someone else names who merely pointed out what I’m trying to say right now. You accuse other people of trying to look cool while you yourself are merely insulting people in a very childish way? Good for you man, be the big, responsible adult here that you like to think you are and continue teaching us nerds some morals, eh?
I’m with Heather and Miss Fit, Mike. If you don’t like the material posted, go elsewhere and stop being the bitter prick trying to ruin the good time of others. As for your earlier comment about people posting “win” and “epic” never getting laid, well this is certainly not true as I and many others here are proof against your claim. Perhaps it is you who does not get laid and are merely acting out your sexual frustrations upon us failbookers who have very active and healthy sex lives? Now of course you are entitled to your humble opinion but don’t be bitter and behave like a child when you’re expressing that opinion or you will be treated as such. Resist the urge to say the first of what is sure to be a long string of silly and incoherent insults against us fun loving failbookers.
Bellefairy
PS* This fail was an epic win.
Everyone, please direct your attention here:
Please don’t feed the trolls. It only makes it harder to get rid of them.
Further more, the original post is pure win.
Mike’s just butthurt because he got an STD from some girl the other and he took this one personally. It’s okay, Miketroll, there are medications that will help the burning sensations.
haha who invited this “Mike” asshole? Hello Mike, I’m Andrew. You’re an awful jackass. Go live in the mountains and stop bothering people. xoxo
LOVE THIS!!!
I totaly LOL’D for 5 minutes+ reading this!
That was just awesome. Thanks for the laughs!
My favorite!!!!!
Trying too hard.
Mike, making fun of people on a website in the middle of the day when you should be out working or doing something productive with your life is a weak attempt to make yourself feel cooler. why don’t you go fellate a shotgun
reminds me of the conversation between peter griffin and the sailsman over volcano insurance…
probably the funniest failbook post in awhile, definitely someone i need to be friends with!
I just google ‘Where are my” and got ‘Where are my Kidneys??” LOL!! Also try googling “your name” is: and see what comes up pretty funny.. for instance Kate is, google suggestion, Kate is a Shrew! lol well i think its amusing..
But Kate is a shrew…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Taming_of_the_Shrew
This post was awesome
“where are my…” google says: children. Lmao. Love it ><
the best i have read in a long time!!! epic win!
lol creative
Ok, I have to admit, I love the win-fail, but the witty comments on here are almost as good, if not just as good. Thank you all for making my day.
I see that this screencap is cropped just enough so that we don’t see the “Delete” under the comment. I’m pretty sure he submitted it himself. It’s a funny comment, but it’s loses a lot of funnay when it’s self-submitted. The crop might also hide the fact that it’s posted 7:45 am, which would also make it staged.
How does it being posted at 7:45 am make it staged? That is about the time i would wake up from a bender and go looking for my keys
*7:44am
That’s just genius : D Love it.
Omg there is so much win its making me cry TT^TT
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I would like to shake this mans hand.
That’s amazing. I love it!!
this guys sounds like an MLIA-er.
Love it. Hilarious.
Patta aathal kathaawa neda ooi ….. puka naa
Laughed till I cried!!!!!
Wow, if only Google worked that well when I use it- I never get useful info
That was indeed clever. I find it humorous the never-ending capacity for flame wars to erupt over anything as trivial as it may seem.
Obviously if nobody found this slightly humorous or at least clever they were missing something which leaves much to be desired, for their sakes I must say.
So I work with the guy who wrote this and he sat right here and made it up. It was funny so his friend submitted it later. But the guy is a douchebag. Just not for the reasons you claim.
I have a Motivational Poster on my external hard drive of a screenshot of Google with it typed in “My fucking keys” and the answers is “On top of the fridge where you left them.” It’s funny someone would do that on Facebook too.
this is a EPIC WIN!!!!!
EPIC WIN to the power of 10!!!
Awesome. Just AWESOME!